Two dwarfs go to a bar and after a few drinks pick up two prostitutes and take them back to there hotel rooms. The first dwarf can't get an erection, his depression is made worse when he hears his friend shouting
"HERE I COME AGAIN.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE... UUH!!" All night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first
"How did it go???""
The First says
"it was so embarassing I couldnt get hard.."
The second shook his head saying
"YOU THINK THAT'S EMBARASSING!! I COULDN'T EVEN GET ON TO THE BED..."