A man is walking along a beach when suddenly he hears a woman crying. He decides to find out what was the matter and followed the sobs until he came to a girl laying on the beach with no arms and no legs. "What is the matter miss?" he asks. The woman struggles for words in between her sobs and says "ive never been hugged before."
Feeling sympathetic the man thinks about it then bends down and gives her a hug. She say thank you and the man starts to walk away. He gets about 10 feet and heres crying again. He turns around walks back and askes her "whats the matter now?" "Well ive never been kissed before either." she says. The man ponders on this for a minute then sympatheticly bends down and french kisses her. She says thank you and the man starts to walk away again when he hears her crying yet again. He asks her what was wrong now. The woman replies, feeling very lucky considering her last two encounters with the man, "Ive never been fucked before. The man ponders on this a little longer then at last bicks the woman up, throws her in the ocean and says "your fucked now bitch!"